Most families are recorded in parish books. The families kept here were recorded by accident, in the automatic captions of people talking over video games. Each register is assembled from what was actually said. Every name is cited to the minute it was spoken, and the lines drawn between them are offered without warranty.
The Registers
- No. IThe HatFilms Manor
The household of the late Drastically: her children Obviously, the other Obviously and Must Be, a butler called Seemingly, a dog called Orthogonal, and some thirty other relations of uncertain standing. Recorded 2020 to 2026.
- No. IIAwaiting a family with sufficiently poor record keeping.